My name is Caifulleri and I cannot explain it either. I live by La Laguna and I have been hearing my name my whole life and every time someone says it, it sounds like a completely different word. Caifulleri. Caifoo-yeri. Kai-foo-yeh-ree. It has many syllables and people slow down to say it and then look at me like I should help them and I look back like this is as much of a surprise to me as it is to them. I am a chaotic dog in the best possible way. I make decisions quickly and without research. I ran toward a tarantula once because she was there. I jumped into the lagoon because it was in front of me. I have ticks and gut worms and various needs that I have not thought about strategically. Life is happening and I am in it at full speed. Caifulleri. Whatever it means. That's me.